It’s been a while since I did a round-up of people we know (for better
or for worse) and a lot has happened since then. Alphonso being no longer my
boyfriend is about the least important, actually (Unless you’re his nuts or his
car), which means that there's actually a lot of ground to cover.
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I'll start with the one who is, at least to my mind, the most important
at the moment. Mark Hawkins is an Ares Johnson who's very... Enthusiastic.
That's probably the best way to put it, He's loud, he's bombastic, he's
outgoing and he claims to be on our side. He also says he’s trying to work for
the good of the people and make life better for those in the Barrens, which is
all well and good in theory. In practice it feels less like he’s making their
lives better as it does like a blatant Ares land-grab in territory that nobody
else has a claim on.


