Sunday 29 October 2017

More things you probably shouldn't do in a Bulldog

Wow. It feels like forever since I posted here.

So one thing that you quickly learn as a Runner is that there’s a whole world of different types of Mister Johnson. Not just different behaviours depending on which company (or whatever else) they represent, but also their approach to the run and the runners they’ve hired for it. On this last run we encountered one of these types in the form of the meticulous overplanner.

This type has a rather unique approach to their operations. They’ve basically plotted out the entire run in advance, and think they know exactly how it’s going to go. The only reason they’ve hired Runenrs is because they’re expendable deniable assets; otherwise, they’d do the entire fragging thing themselves. Of course, this type has two weaknesses. The first is that their plans rarely account for anything untoward happening on the run; rather, they simply assume it’s all going to go off like clockwork. The second is that they hate it when the Runners they’ve hired decide to creatively reinterpret their orders in a way they feel is better.

We definitely had one of those on our last job. And in our decision to go off-plan, we not only saved the job but probably saved our lives as well.

This job came at an interesting point. It was one of three different ones to come in at once, and the one that looked the most exciting and was the most time-critical. Added to that there was something interesting brewing from Tyler. He didn’t have anything solid as yet, but he said it could do lead to us doing some work for him in Cuba in the near future. Hey, if it meant that I got to hang out some more on his yacht, I was totally cool with that.

Hello, we're evil and we don't
like you.
So we went to the meat which proved to be one of those ones where the Johnson is all but screaming about which corp he works for. We went to an expensive traditional Japanese restaurant to meet a slick-looking Japanese man who was wearing black shades indoor at night. At this point, he might as well have also been wearing a MCT t-shirt while chopping somebody’s fingers off for how obvious he was.

His pitch also screamed MCT Johnson. You know the overplanner types I mentioned above? Just like that. He had the run planned down to every detail, including the places and times. The premise was that we would ambush a Knight Errant convoy and extract from it a scientist as well as the cargo’s convoy. The sort of thing we’ve done plenty of times before. However, he had to have it done precisely his way.

We would arrive at a point at a given time, where we would collect a GMC Sidewinder SUV. Then we would ambush the convoy and extract the scientist and cargo from the vehicle they were travelling in (also a Sidewinder) and drive to a specific highway underpass. From there we would drive to a final rendevous point in order to deliver the goods.

See? Stupidly over-planned.

We agreed to it no less because the pay was good (well, that and the idea of a high-speed intercept did sound cool) and went about planning the attack. The first thing we did was assume that MCT Johnson’s plan was stupidly rosy and optimistic, and that everything possible would go wrong. To prevent it form blowing up in our faces, we spent some time driving the route and getting to know it so that we would have a lot of options. You know, making sure there were plenty of possible alternate routes, that there weren’t any massive yawning holes in the street or roadworks, that the underpass wasn’t populated by hobos with rocket launchers (it could happen) and the like.

Hobos with Rocket Launchers are
a thing and they do happen
The second thing we did was decide that we were not going to carry both the cargo and the scientist in the Sidewinder that was provided to us. Sure, we’d use it, but there was no way we were going to make ourselves such an obvious target. Instead, we were going to extract the scientist and throw her in Freddie’s Bulldog while the cargo went in the Sidewinder. And then at some stage we came up with the idea of also transferring the cargo to the Bulldog while in motion. Given that it was a basically casket sized box, this did seem a little insane but Freddie assured us that he could pull it off.

Come time for the ambush and we had our plan of attack ready. The two escort cars would be taken out by drive-by attacks from me on my Mirage and Shortcut in his Golf Cart (Which Freddie had managed to tune-up and turbocharge, if you can fragging believe it). Then Freddie would cut off the Sidewinder while we took out the guards inside. After quick cargo and passenger swaps, Freddie and Abbey (who would be in the decoy Sidewinder) would take off on different routes.

The ambush went off without a hitch. Shortcut drove by the convoy to do a quick assensing recon, verifying that the scientist was in the Sidewinder as expected. Also as per expectations she had a heavily cybered-up bodyguard with her. What was odd was that there was also something alive in the cargo; apparently ‘casket’ was more then just a figure of speech.

With all that in mind, we proceeded with the attack. Shortcut threw some magic at the rear escort car to make the driver head off somewhere else and forget about what he was supposed to be doing. I was a bit more destructive, putting a grenade under the lead car which not only blew it apart but also nicely blocked the road and halted the Sidewinder. The bodyguard inside went down courtesy of some APDS fire from me and a lightning bolt from Shortcut, leaving the way clear for the extraction.

The Scientist was  quickly bundled into Freddie’s Bulldog. Transferring the casket to the decoy Sidewinder took a bit more, but we were out of there before reinforcements showed up. Neon was running jamming on the various trackers to ensure that we would not be too easy to locate, which made the next part of the plan a touch easier. We set of on separate routes with Abbey  following the planned route to the destination and Freddie taking a parallel track. Me and Shortcut were running escort.

Problem was our getaway wasn’t as clean as we thought. A pair of surveillance drones had picked up Abs in the Sidewinder and had dispatched a pair of KE Limpet Mine drones to take her out. I called for backup from Freddie, who dispatched two of his rotordrones to take out the watchers. With them out of the way, I was able to deal with the two limpet drones; one through a burst of SMG fire, the other with a sword strike.

This left the way clear for our high-speed cargo transfer. While Abbey simply maintained speed and direction, Freddie backed the Bulldog up to her Sidewinder, reversing at speed. Once they were close enough, me and Shortcut climbed onto the Sidewinder to move the casket out of it, aided by Thinman who was inside the Bulldog to receive (along with a very surprised scientist). With all that handled, we again separated to  resume our routes.

Very cool until it's chasing you
Abbey reached the underpass where she was joined by a pair of identical looking Sidewinders who began driving in formation with her before splitting up. While this was obviously a part of the MCT Johnson’s plan, what happened next wasn’t. The three of them were attacked by an unmarked Dodge Charger interceptor, which announced its presence by blasting one of them apart. It then dropped onto Abbey’s tail. She wisely decided to leap out of the vehicle while it was in motion, something she’s rather good at. The Charger blew her Sidewinder away and then proceeded to take out the third. By the time Freddie got Rotordornes onto it, the car had managed to give us the slip.

All that was left was to make the delivery. After recovering Abbey, we headed to the rendezvous point that MCT Johnson had allocated to us in the plan. A quick drone recon confirmed that he was on-site with a bodyguard as well as having two more lurking in ambush nearby. We had the Rotordrones park near them just to let them know we had spotted them before we drove in. Johnson was characteristically expressionless as we handed over the goods; likewise, if he had any feelings about us deviating from his plan, he didn’t let it show.


But at the end of the day it was a bit more money in the bank, and that’s what we’re here for.

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